FANDOM


Statue

What is this a statue of??

The Statue appears early on, kicking off the beginning of a series of generally unhelpful tips and bad jokes.

Generally accompanying Sage, Statue appears at all kinds of key points in the story, each time providing less value than the last.

What is it a statue of?  A leaf?  A faerie?  An angel?  It is orange.  Maybe it's supposed to be brass?  Who knows.